Phillip Seymour Hoffman found alive in Bahamas! This high-intensity workshop is for those with a desperate desire to read something different in the news everyday. Maybe you're looking out for an article about high-speed rail to Sydney, or about the Australian government's Help The Boats policy. You may even long to read about the convenient and mysterious disappearance of a particular individual from the political landscape. You might believe that the news should rank stories objectively according to death toll, or believe that feel-good stories should have as much airtime as feel-bad stories. Write it the way you want it.
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Has anyone ever told you when you bend over you cast the shadow of a sweet potato? In this game your profile updates will not only be judged but subject to points. Come and put yourself in the background and cast your darkest shapes.